This might be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard:
Bryce Salvador of the New Jersey Devils wants a "no-movement" clause in his next contract with Lou Lamoriello. Not just a no-trade but a no-movement.
After all the trouble that Toronto got into with the "Muskoka Five", Salvador is proposing he gets the same sort of deal - from Lamoriello of all people.
Salvador has played in 455 games and gotten 63 points to go along with his -15 career.
He was traded for Cam Janssen for Chrissakes!
Now that takes balls.