Another round of classic quotes from some damaged minds.
"My nose has been broken so many times, I don't even smell or breathe through it anymore."
- Tiger Williams, the NHL's all-time penalty minutes leader.
"Los Angeles. That means I can fly to L.A. and check out the women."
- Brent Gretzky, Wayne's younger brother, upon hearing Wayne was traded from Edmonton to L.A. in August 1988.
"The first thing I saw was a big fat cop eating a jelly donut. Then I stood around signing autographs for the other poor guys in there."
- Dino Ciccarelli of the Minnesota North Stars describing his two hours in jail after being charged and convicted for hitting Toronto defenseman Luke Richardson twice over the head with his stick during a game in 1988.
"We drink all their beer, win the game, beat them up and no one go to jail. Good times."
-Andre 'Moose' Dupont describes facing the opposition while with the notorious Philadelphia Flyers of the 70's.